Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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