i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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