if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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