So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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