you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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