I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
50% drunk capacity currently
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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