As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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