Buhtt sex?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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