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I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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