What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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