Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it's like iHOP with fire
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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