I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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