what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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