My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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