Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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