CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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