I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My Higher Power is John Stamos
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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