If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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