Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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