Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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