sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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