my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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