Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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