My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
what if I'm pregnant?
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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