She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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