He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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