I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I believe in your delicious
i think im in europe. pls send help
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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