she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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