Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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