I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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