Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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