fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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