just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i think im in europe. pls send help
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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