dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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