This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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