bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i think i just lost a toe
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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