I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just pee around me
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
