90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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