Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
