We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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