He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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