no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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