To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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