Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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