Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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