i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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