Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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