Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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