I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize