I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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