this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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