SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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