Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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