im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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