Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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