I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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