i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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