I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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