i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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